A 3 month pregnant woman falls into a deep coma. 6 months later, she awakes and asks the doctor about her baby.
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Doctor: You had twins, a boy and a girl, and they are both fine. Luckily, your brother named them for you.
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Woman: Oh no, not my brother! He's an idiot! What did he name the girl?
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Doctor: Denise.
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Woman: Well it isn't so bad, and what did he call the boy?
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Doctor: Denephew.
He’s gonna make me delete my tumblr because of the triggers. Lol, I’ll just make two and make sure to follow the same people. Don’t try and outsmart an addict.
I know you’ve seen my scars and cuts for months now but today was different….I actually felt like you don’t like my body any more. You don’t look at me the same way… How can I still cut and have you love me the same way??
